MAKING BACON
Hands together, eyes closed - don't forget to pick your nose
Making Bacon, Making Bacon
I've got something to give you that may cause you pain
Its a 10 inch chopper with a varicose vein
Making Bacon is on my mind
Come here baby, make it quick
Kneel down there & suck on my dick
Making Bacon is on my mind
Making Bacon is on my mind
Turn round baby let me take you from behind
Making Bacon is on my mind
With your blue, blue knickers you look so neat
Bend over baby gonna give you my meat
Making Bacon is on my mind
Get down baby on your hands & knees
Take my Danish and give it a squeeze
Making Bacon is on my mind
Chorus
TIGHT PUSSY
Get up in the morning like to polish my wood
Got to keep my house looking good
Work hard all day so I like to play
With my pussy and my Jimmy Beam
I like my pussy and my Jimmy Beam
Oh Oh Ooh
Black Pussy - White Pussy - Brown Pussy - Tight Pussy
(early in the morning)
Punk lady walks down the street
Tom Cat say good to eat
Give me some of that London pride
With a pussy who's by my side I need a pussy who is by my side
Oh Oh Ooh
Black Pussy - White Pussy - Brown Pussy - Tight Pussy
(early in the morning)
"I no like work
Work no be my palaver
Me an my woman
That kind of woman
Na go rest in Club MaBamba
Suck the Jimmy Beam
The Manmaker, Abiba, Mahmouna,
Kuami an' Kwesi
Na go be there! Gunja Ma hai!"
Keep pussy happy and give her some cream
Taste good like Jimmy Beam
I like my pussy so I treat her right
But treat her bad and she'll scratch & fight
Treat her bad and she'll scratch & fight
Black Pussy - White Pussy - Brown Pussy - Tight Pussy
(early in the morning)
BEND & FLUSH
Gonarhea - In Your Ear
Got The Thrush - Up My Crutch
Never Had - The Runs So Bad
BBBBBBBBB-Bend & Flush
Systems Got You - By The Balls
Police Department - County Halls
Spend Your Cream - Out In A Rush
BBBBBBBBB-Bend & Flush
Anus Bullshit - From Your Guts
Tax Deduction - Power Cuts
Diarhea Baby - Smelly Mush
BBBBBBBBB-Bend & Flush (2X)
THROBBING GRISTLE
Throb Throb Throb Throbbing Gristle
Gob Gob Gob Gobbing Gristle
Throbbing Gristle - Give me some head I'll be coming when you whistle
Throbbing Gristle - on the bed I'm gonna spray you toe to head
Throbbing Gristle - in my thighs begging for a taste of Mrs. Thatcher
Its gonna hit you right between the eyes
Cause you pick up bottles in your snatcher!
Get your gums around me
Pull it down good and strong
Look at my Throbbing Gristle
Its as wide as it is long
Pulsating meat between your hands
Masturbate when I see you on the telly
You know baby how to work my glands
I've got a gallon of spermy jelly
Chorus
DIRTY BOYS
Hey Mister Bowler hanging on to a train
Were gonna give you some bottle
Cuz you give us a pain
You think you got the pigs to keep us tamed
But they’re down in Soho keepin tarts on the game
DDDDDDDDDD-Dirty Boys DDDDDDDDD-Dirty Boys - You Dirty Punks
You got your mortgage and you got your kids
You got you big expensive car,
Your colour telly & fridge
Don't you walk the street when the hour is late Cuz The Pork Dukes rule OK after 8
DDDDDDDDD-Dirty Boys DDDDDDDDD-Dirty Boys - You Dirty Cunts
DDDDDDDDD-Dirty Boys DDDDDDDDD-Dirty Boys - You Dirty Cunts
STUCK UP
You can shake an apple off an apple tree,
shake it sugar but you'll never shake me
Uh hu hu – No Shit!
I'm gonna stick like glue, stick because I'm
Stuck Up Your Arse
Run your fingers through my short black hair
Squeeze me tighter than a grizzly bear
Uh hu hu – fucking hell
I'm gonna stick like glue, stick because I'm
Out in the kitchen, Out in the halls
Off with yer knickers, play with my balls
Once I catch you & the kissing starts
I'm gonna play with your private parts
[Talk Part]
Rupert noticed her pert young nipples
Pushing through the silky gossamer of her blousy –poo
Ripping the flimsy garment from her trembling body
He thrust his gigantic throbbing member into her Steaming honey-pot
Writhing together in orgasmic lust,
their bodies locked together
Like rutting cattle
Repeat 2nd Verse ---------------------------
MELODY MAKERS
You Got Your Nice Jobs,
You Got Your Money Coming In
You Got Your Nice Jobs,
You Got Your Money Coming In
You're A Pimple On The Arse Of The Music Business
And You Think You're Fucking Kings
Melody Makers - You're Just A Bunch Of Wankers
Melody Makers - You're Just A Bunch Of Wankers
MMMMMMMMMMM-Melody Makers
MMMMMMMMMMM-Melody Makers
You Got Your Own Stars,
So You Build Them Right Up
You Got Your Own Stars, They Build Them Right Up
You Wait Until They Get Really High
And Then You Really Fuck Them Up
Chorus
You're Really Very Lucky, Cuz You're Parasites
You're Really Very Lucky, Cuz You're Parasites
You're Living Off The Glory Of Us Poor Cunts
Because You Can't Take The Bright Lights
TELEPHONE MASTURBATOR
Hello, - 2-9-1-9 -
I pick up the phone - I dial any number
I get out my muscle - its a twitching cucumber !
I'm a telephone - masturbator -
I'm a telephone - masturbator
Hello young lady - I found a new trick
pull down your panties - and imagine my prick!
I'm a telephone - masturbator -
I'm a telephone - masturbator
I'm pumping faster and my hand is sore
Screamy Screamy baby and I'll come some more
I jack it off and it hits the door
Creamy creamy baby all over the floor
I leave you my number – please don't call the fuzz
Just when you feel creamy - well give me a buzz!
I'm a telephone masturbator
I'm a telephone masturbator
SICK FOR SEX
Summer Comes But Once A Year
And It Looks Like So Do I
I Can't Seem To Get My Oats Away,
However Hard I Try
Well I Ain't Got No Money, Well I Ain't Got No Car
And I'm Really Very Shy
So I'm Looking At Knickers On A Washing Line
With A Pain Between My Thighs
I'm Sick (I'm Sick)
For Sex (For Love)
DDDDDDDD-Doctor Me
I Say, I'm Sick (I'm Sick)
For Sex (For Love)
DDDDDDDD-Doctor Me
I Say, DDDDDDDD-Doctor Me
I Got My Hands In My Pockets
And I'm Scratching My Brains
And I'm Looking For Something To Do
First I Went To A Girls' Netball Match
Just To See A Flash Of Blue
Then I Went To A Bicycle Shed
Just To Sniff A Saddle Or Two
So I Went To The Vet Who Was Chopping A Dog
Said "Doctor Won't You Do Me Too?"
Chorus
UNTITLED TRACK
I Wanna Fuck Chris Stillianou
I Wanna Fuck Donny & Marie
I Wanna Fuck Chris Stillianou
I Wanna Fuck The T.V.
DOWN DOWN DOWN
Down Down Down, When you're going down
Kicking the jam of the man who's putting it down
Round Round Round, When you're going round
Kicking the jam of the man who's putting it down
Your mother's saying one day you're gonna fall,
And the boys are praying waiting for the fuzz to call
Going DDDDD-Down Down
DDDD-Round Round
Black Black Black, yes we all wear black
Don't turn your back on the man who's putting you down
Black Black Black, yes we all wear black
The man with the jam is the man who's putting it down
Your mother's saying one day you're gonna fall
And the boys are praying waiting for the fuzz to call
Going DDDDD-Down Down DDDD-Round Round
SOHO GIRLS
Well I saw her in the city, she was standing by a neon light
Well I saw her, she looked pretty, and the atmosphere seemed to be right.
I was feeling kinda lonely, nothing else on my mind
I gotta feeling you're my Soho Girl
You're my Girl, You're my Soho Girl
I gotta feeling you're my Soho Girl
Well I asked her for a night ride, do you want to play games with me?
Do you want to see the city? Baby let your hair hang free.
I was feeling kinda lonely, nothing else on my mind
I gotta feeling you're my Soho Girl
You're my Girl, You're my Soho Girl
I gotta feeling you're my Soho Girl
A night in the city, a-lookin for titty
Got a feeling you're my Soho Girl
A night in the city, a-lookin for titty
Got a feeling you're my Soho Girl
Well I thank you Soho lady,
You sure know how to treat a man right
Well I thanked her for her pleasure
As she walked out into the night
I was feeling kinda lonely, nothing else on my mind
I gotta feeling you're my Soho Girl You're my Girl,
You're my Soho Girl
I gotta feeling you're my Soho Girl
BIG TITS
(T!) You think you look a lady with those tight jeans on
(I!) You think you look a lady with that lipstick on
(T!) Well little Johnny told me you were a little prick teaser
(S!) He said don't mess around with me, I'm a right punky geezer
I like your Big Tits - Let's see if it fits
Humpin' and a thumpin' and bumpin' all night
I like your Big Tits - Let's see if it fits
Humpin' and a thumpin'it'll be all right
LLLL-Like it, WWWW-Want it
LLLL-Like it, WWWW-Want it
(T!) Your mother's gonna try and stop you from going to town
(I!) She's seen those hungry boys that been coming around
(T!) Little Johnny he said you're a right little thumper
(S!) But the nearest he ever got to you was his hand up your jumper!
Chorus
PENICILLIN PRINCESS
She's a pirahna, she's a marijuana
She's a headhunter, she's an upfronter
I'll try to be precise, this chick is not so nice She's got the (clap! clap!)
She's got diamonds & pearls, Shirley Temple curls
She looks good enough to eat, she generates the heat
You'll get the umbrella, so let another fellow get the...
She'll break your heart - and make you sore
She'll make you sorry - you find out what it's for
Penicillin Princess - really couldn't care less
Do you want to be trapped? Biologically gift wrapped
If I give you a clue will you promise not to do the...
Repeat 1st verse
LOSER
I've been a loser right from the start
My daddy died from a broken heart
The circle seems to go on and on
I say my prayers but they always go wrong
Cuz I'm a lying, cheating, thieving, dreaming Loser
Cuz I'm a lying, cheating, thieving, dreaming Loser
My mother said I was just a mistake
It would have been better if my day had a break
The circle seems to go on and on
I said my prayers but they always go wrong
Cuz I'm a lying, cheating, thieving, dreaming Loser
Cuz I'm a lying, cheating, thieving, dreaming Loser
I'm a loser - stretched on a rack - Loser - broken and cracked
LLLL-Loser - down on my back Whatever I touch – hurts me so much
Cuz I'm a Loser
Repeat 1st verse
Chorus
DEVIL DRIVER
I'm storming down the highway
One twenty miles an hour
I got the window open & I'm putting on the power
The radio is thumping & bumping to the beat
I'm jumping & bumping to get out of my seat
D-d-d-d-d-d-devil Driver
If you're up ahead in your old saloon
Get out of my lane boy, give me some room
I feel the wind is screaming and howling in my face
The Devil's in the backseat & he's giving me a chase
D-d-d-d-d-d-devil Driver
D-d-d-d-d-d-devil Driver
I look into the mirror & what do I see
There's a flashing light behind me &
Its gaining on me
You cant catch me now I'm roaring like a tiger
I'm faster & I'm louder than lightning & thunder.
D-d-d-d-d-d-devil Driver
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THREE MEN IN AN ARMY TRUCK*
Three men in an army truck
Three men in an army truck
Well there ain't no heaven left in the country side
Two men in an army truck
Two men in an army truck
Well there ain't no heaven left in the country side
One man in an army truck
One man in an army truck
Well there ain't no heaven left in the country side
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HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN
Words & Music by The Animals (c) 19??
There is a house in New Orleans,
they call the Rising Sun.
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy,
and God, I know I'm one.
My mother she was a tailor
She sews my new blue jeans
My father he was a drinkin' man
Drinks down in New Orleans.
Tell my baby little sister
Not to do as I have done
Its to shun that house down in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun.
There is a house in New Orleans,
They call it the Rising Sun.
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy,
And I, Oh Lord, was one.
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MY MOTHER*
My mother gave me a gun for Christmas
My mother gave me a gun for Christmas
I shot my teacher in the head
Now the poor bastard's dead
Chorus
Flash punk on the junk
Wham bam thank you mother.
Flash punk on the junk
Wham bam thank you mother.
My mother gave me a knife for Christmas
My mother gave me a knife for Christmas
I stabbed my sister in the chest
Now I've only got one sister left
Flash punk on the junk
Wham bam thank you mother.
Flash punk on the junk
Wham bam thank you mother.
My mother gave me a barrel loading ,
Mark four , Smith & Wesson tank
destroying bazooka for Christmas
My mother gave me a barrel loading ,
Mark four , Smith & Wesson tank
destroying bazooka for Christmas
I aimed it at the embassy walls
I shot off the ambassador's balls
Flash punk on the junk
Wham bam thank you mother.
Flash punk on the junk
Wham bam thank you mother.
My mother gave me an intercontinental
Ballistic missile with a nuclear warhead
With USA on the side of it and
Coca-Cola in brackets for Christmas
My mother gave me an intercontinental
Ballistic missile with a nuclear warhead
With USA on the side of it and
Coca-Cola in brackets for Christmas
I aimed it at the Houses of Parliament
And blew up the fucking lot.
Flash punk on the junk
Wham bam thank you mother.
Flash punk on the junk
Wham bam thank you mother.
GIN SIN
The bar is closing its 11 o'clock
Dancing unsteady I just can't stop
Waiter says "Drink up..its time to go"
I said "don't stop me I've nowhere to go."
Gin Sin, Gin Sin
I've got to have it
Gin Sin, Gin Sin
I've got to have it
Cuz I've got the habit
I used to be a rep I had my own car
I took my business to the nearest bar
I lost all the friends I ever had
I've got the habit and I've got it bad.
Gin Sin, Gin Sin
I've got to have it
Gin Sin, Gin Sin
I've got to have it
Cuz I've got the habit
Don't kick a man who's down on the floor
Buy me a drink I need some more
I got to leave but I can't find the door
Gin Sin, Gin Sin
I've got to have it
Gin Sin, Gin Sin
I've got to have it
Cuz I've got the habit
I lost my license, lost my job, my head
I lost my wife, lost my kids, my bed
I couldn't help getting deeper in sin
Haven't lost my habit, I still need my gin
Gin Sin, Gin Sin
I've got to have it
Gin Sin, Gin Sin
I've got to have it
Cuz I've got the habit
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LET'S SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER
Words & Music by
Mick Jagger and Keith Richard (c) 1973
Well, don't you worry 'bout
What's been on your mind
I'm in no hurry I can take my time oh yes
I'm going red and my tongue's getting tired
Out of my head and my mouth's getting dry
Na na na na na na na
CHORUS
Let's spend the night together
Now I need you more than ever
Let's spend the night together now
I feel so strong that I can't disguise, oh no
Well, I just can't apologise, oh yes
Don't hang me up, don't let me down
We could have fun just by fooling around
CHORUS
This doesn't happen to me every day, oh yes
No excuses I've got anyway, oh no
I'll satisfy your every need
And I'll know you'll satisfy me, my-my-my my-my
I'M A GUITAR
Take me out of my case
Rub me down with a bit of grease
Tune me up I'll give you whatever you please
Here's my lead, put my jack in its place
Turn up my volume, stand back I'm ready to race
Pull my wire, make me sing
I've got the fire to burn down anything
I'm a guitar (electric)
I'm a guitar (electric)
I'm a guitar (electric)
Plug me in
Choose a song with a tune that's easy to play
You can close your eyes,
Let your fingers find their own way
Push down my pedal, overdrive my amplifier
I got the power, the power to get you up higher
Pull my wire, make me sing
I've got the fire to burn down anything
i'm a guitar (electric)
I'm a guitar (electric)
I'm a guitar (electric)
Plug me in
Turn me down low, pump me for a verse or two
Rock me steady, till you rock me right down to my shoes
Open me out I'm a snake ready to unwind
Take me to the bridge
I'm happy to do it just one more time
Pull my wire, make me sing
I've got the fire to burn down anything
I'm a guitar (electric)
I'm a guitar (electric)
I'm a guitar (electric)
Plug me in
DAY TRIPPER
Words & Music by J. Lennon & P. McCartney (c) 1965
Got a good reason, for taking the easy way out.
Got a good reason, for taking the easy way out now.
She was a day, tripper, a one way ticket yea.
It took me so, long, to find out, and I found out.
She's a big teaser, she took me half the way there.
She's a big teaser, she took me half the way there now.
She was a day, tripper, a one way ticket yea.
It took me so, long, to find out, and I found out.
Tried to please her, she only played one night stands.
Tried to please her, she only played one night stands now.
She was a day tripper, a Sunday driver yea.
Took me so long to find out, and I found out.
Day tripper.
Day tripper yea.
DO YOU LOVE ME?*
Let me try you tonight
I'll show you honey it will be all right
Just one more glass of wine
Lifts me up, I get so uptight
But do you love me
Now that I can come with you
Do you love me
Now that I can come
Make love like a boy
You wind me up like a clockwork toy
I want to impress
Take it slowly I can bring you joy
But do you love me
Now that I can come with you
Do you love me
Now that I can come
You get me wound up
You got me shooting off
You got me counting 1 to 10
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 I say when
I say when
I say when,
I say when
MARXIST LENINIST FEMINIST*
Get your tickets from the S.U.
From the girl with the ring in her nose
Meet you in the bar, 8:30
Don't forget to wear your everyday working clothes
For the Marxist, the Leninist, the Marxist Leninist Feminist, the
Marxist Leninist Feminist Gaiety
(IS) All right by me
For the Marxist, the Leninist, the Marxist Leninist Feminist, the
Marxist Leninist Feminist Gaiety
Can you lend me a gay lib. CND badge
The one with the hammer & the sickle & the dove
You're not wearing the appropriate daring hairdo
But you can buy Boots Clairol dye for £1.32
For the Marxist, the Leninist, the Marxist Leninist Feminist, the
Marxist Leninist Feminist Gaiety
All right by me
For the Marxist, the Leninist, the Marxist Leninist Feminist, the
Marxist Leninist Feminist Gaiety
STOP*
You do the dishes but its not what I'm wishing to do
You feed the goldfish but its not what I'm wishing to do
You do the shopping but its not what I'm hoping to do
You got me hopping, cuz its not what I want to do with you
Stop what you're doing, make love to me now (3X)
Stop Stop
You peel potatoes but its not what I'm waiting to do
You tell me later but its not what I'm waiting to do
You roll your sleeves up but its not like a knees up for two
You keep on teasing but its time you were pleasing me too
Stop what you're doing, make love to me now (3X)
Stop Stop
AROUND AND AROUND
Words & Music by Chuck Berry (c) 1959
They say the joint was rockin'
a goin' 'round and round
Yeah reelin' and a rockin' what a crazy sound
Well they never stopped rockin' till the moon went down
Oh it sounds so sweet I gotta take me a chance
Rose out of my seat just had to dance
Started movin' my feet and a clappin' my hands
Well the joint started
Rockin' Going 'Round and around
Yeah reelin' and a rockin' what a crazy sound
A well they never stopped rockin' till the moon went down
The City Sleeps
See the paper rolling down the street,
Carrying yesterday's news, in the heat
of the night
My woman sleeps, I watch the late night show
Wish I somewhere else to go
But there's nowhere.
I feel this town is going to eat me up
Spit me out, so I turned around,
But the City Sleeps
Keep my money try to pay my bills
She only worries when the kids get ill
It happens sometimes.
She thinks I'm funny she don't realize,
You got to laugh or they'll make you cry
Its only gonna happen one time.
I feel this town is going to eat me up
Spit me out, so I turned around,
But the City Sleeps
I read a book, I try to get to sleep,
I try to concentrate, in the heat
of the night
Newspaper blows against my windowpane,
Its yesterday's news, Its the same old story
I feel this town is going to eat me up
Spit me out, so I turned around,
But the City Sleeps
CHAT LINE
0-8-0-0-5-1-4-1-3-1-2-1
Stand back baby, Here I come - hey!
It's late at night - I feel uptight
I got this feeling inside, as I open my fly
Chew my chop - swallow the lot
Suck me till I drop
If I could only pay She'd take me all the way on the
Chat Line
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Chat Line!
On Monday it was Mary,
She tells me she's so hairy
On Tuesday it was Claire,
She tells me what to wear
Wednesday was a farce,
I came through my arse
Friday I was sick, I couldn't find my prick
Chew my chop - swallow the lot
Suck me till I drop
If I could only pay She'd take me all the way on the Chat Line
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Chat Line!
Friday it was Mandy, she left me fucking bandy
Saturday's at home, I tried to fuck the phone
Sunday was mean, I phoned a girl called Jean
But I just couldn't come,
When I found it was my mum.
Chew my chop - swallow the lot
Suck me till I drop
If I could only pay She'd take me all the way on the Chat Line
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Chat Line!
LADY DIANA
Lady Diana, won't you change your mind
Chose a fellow of quite a different kind
Cuz ever since I saw that dress,
I made a mess of my trousers
Lady Diana, you've waited 19 years
Chosen a fellow with the biggest ears
Cuz ever since you saw his horse,
You thought of course,
It'd be bigger. Bigger than Trigger.
"My husband and I are please to announce the birth of the year!
I've been ??? trying to find William a present for Christmas.
What do you buy the boy who's got everything?
I thought I'd have to buy him something appropriate. A little piece
of something, I thought, a piece of Scotland, India, Barbedos."
Lady Diana, your dreams have all come true
You've got a little Willy, in royal baby blue
Oh hang down your pretty hair,
One day your willy will get bigger
Bigger than Trigger.
COCKSUCKER BLUES
(Mick Jagger/Keith Richards)
I'm a lonesome schoolboy And I just come into town
Well I'm a lonesome schoolboy And I just come into town
Well I heard so much about London
I decided to check it out
I'm a lonesome schoolboy, And I just come into town
Well, I wait in Leicester Square
With a come hither look in my eyes
Yeah, I'm leaning on Nelson's Column
Looking at the lions
Oh where can I get my cock sucked
Where can I get my arse fucked
I have no money But I know where to put it every time
Cocksucker Cocksucker Cocksucker Cocksucker Blues
Cocksucker Cocksucker Cocksucker Cocksucker Blues
Well I asked a young policeman
If he'd only lock me up for the night
Well I asked a young policeman
If he'd only lock me up for the night
Well, I've had pigs in the farmyard,
Some of them were alright
Well, he fucked me with his truncheon
And his helmet was too tight
I'm a lonesome schoolboy, in your town
Oh where can I get my cock sucked
Where can I get my arse fucked
I have no money But I know where to put it every time
Cocksucker Cocksucker Cocksucker Cocksucker Blues
Cocksucker Cocksucker Cocksucker Cocksucker Blues
Copyright 1979 by Cansel Ltd. Sub-published by EMI Publishing Ltd.
POWERS
She's 84 - She can't work no more
Her hands get sore when she does the chores.
She earned a million pounds - for another man
Who drives a car, who knows the law, but he tries to ignore!
Powers - we don't use it
Powers - we don't know
Powers - we don't chose it
Powers - we don't know
Boy with a gun - told where to run
He's got to blacken his face - just to hide his disgrace.
He knows no fear - but when the people jeer
And the women snear - cuz they read the news
Powers - we don't use it
Powers - we don't know (We got)
Powers - we don't chose it
Powers - we don't know
Man with a flag - around his neck
He says you can make love - but you better be in bed
He says you can make love - but with your own kind
If you must kill a man then hold on I'll just close my eyes.
Powers - we don't use it
Powers - we don't know (We got)
Powers - we don't chose it
Powers - we don't know
BANANA MAN
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Banana Man!!!
He's a real straight man, a justice of the peace
He got a Soho boy to get down upon his knees
He slaps his dick with a can of axel grease
But he busts my friend for a gram of lebanese
Queer man, such a queer man
He plays with himself on the lavatory pan
B-B-B-B-B-B-Banana Man
Got a big black car that he drives from street to street
He's looking for a tart to go down on his meat
He beats his dick when he's on the lavatory seat
Then he gives 10 years for the rapist on the street
Queer man, such a queer man
He plays with himself on the lavatory pan
B-B-B-B-B-B-Banana Man
Queer man, such a queer man
He plays with himself on the lavatory pan
Queer man, such a queer man
He plays with himself on the lavatory pan
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B
Banana Man!
POP STARS
Pop Stars-You can buy them at the check-out
Pop Stars-You can buy them with your ham & cheese
Pop Stars-They're ripping off the children
Pop Stars-Begging on their hands & knees
I don't wanna be - a Pop Star on TV
Getting all my bits out - Getting all my tits out
Getting on my hands & knees! Ooooh!
I Don't Wanna Be A Pop Star!
I Don't Wanna Be A Pop Star!
Pop Stars-You think she looks so pretty
Pop Stars-Just like the girl next door
Pop Stars-With a pair of Jordan's titties
Pop Stars-They're dragging on the floor
I don't wanna be - a Pop Star on TV
Getting all my bits out - Getting all my tits out
Getting on my hands & knees! Ooooh!
I Don't Wanna Be A Pop Star!
I Don't Wanna Be A Pop Star!
I don't wanna be - a Pop Star on TV
Getting all my bits out - Getting all my tits out
Getting on my hands & knees! Ooooh!
I Don't Wanna Be A Pop Star!
I Don't Wanna Be A Pop Star!
I Don't Wanna Be A Pop Star!
I Don't Wanna Be Britney Spears! Stupid Cow!
CRACK COCAINE
I'll meet you in the city, or your neighborhood.
Isn't it a pity, well I'm just no good.
Blackbirds burning down in Birmingham
Your blacked out by Crack Cocaine.
Blackbirds burning down in Birmingham
You're blacked out by Crack Cocaine.
You're blacked out by Crack Cocaine.
By Crack Cocaine.
C-C-C-C-C-Crack Cocaine.
Have all my money, always fucking my brains
Don't you think its funny,
I'm going down the drain.
Blackbirds burning down in Birmingham
Your blacked out by Crack Cocaine.
Blackbirds burning down in Birmingham
You're blacked out by Crack Cocaine.
You're blacked out by Crack Cocaine.
By Crack Cocaine.
C-C-C-C-C-Crack Cocaine.
Gonna buy a shooter, be a gansta boy
I'm gonna make it bigger, than my 3 inch toy.
Blackbirds burning down in Birmingham
Your blacked out by Crack Cocaine.
Blackbirds burning down in Birmingham
You're blacked out by Crack Cocaine.
You're blacked out by Crack Cocaine.
By Crack Cocaine.
C-C-C-C-C-Crack Cocaine.
LOTTERY
I Don't Wanna Go To Work!
I Don't Wanna Go To Work!
I Don't Wanna Go To Work!
I just wanna go to Spain.
I Don't Wanna Watch the Clock!
Every day, just the same.
Don't Give Up!
We're Gonna Win The Lottery!
Don't Give Up!
We're Gonna Win The Lottery!
I Don't Wanna Fix Your Car!
I just wanna buy a plane.
Fly My Lear Jet Cross the Sky.
Wanna die when I like.
Don't Give Up!
We're Gonna Win The Lottery!
Don't Give Up!
We're Gonna Win The Lottery!
I Don't Wanna Go To Work!
I Don't Wanna Go To Work!
I Don't Wanna Go To Work!
I Don't Wanna Go To Work!
Don't Give Up!
We're Gonna Win The Lottery!
Don't Give Up!
We're Gonna Win The Lottery!
HERE I COME
I am a rock star on the road
Looking for somewhere to come my load
I come too fast, so I've been told
When I come I look like a toad
I might look you in the eye
Won't you let me testify, Here I Come!
Here I Come!
In your face!
Its no disgrace!
In your hair!
Baby I don't care,
Cuz Here I Come!
Fear I'm rising in the town
Try to push it back but it won't go down
No one seems to come around
You left me crying like a hound
I might look you in the eye
Won't you let me testify, Here I Come!
Here I Come!
In your face!
Its no disgrace!
In your hair!
Baby I don't care,
Cuz Here I Come!
I'm coming home I just can't wait
Back to the woman standing by my gate
I'm so pissed my plane was late
She's gone shopping with her mates
I might look you in the eye
Won't you let me testify, Here I Come!
Here I Come!
In your face!
Its no disgrace!
In your hair!
Baby I don't care,
Cuz Here I Come!
(Talk Part)
Break it down break it down
Ooh Baby Baby
I want everyone in the audience tonight,
To get down with me.
Just think about...
Losen your clothes, take me to the shower,
Take me to the shower.
And I want you to go find that cream
That you got for Christmas.
Get the cream out.
Start at my feet.
And ruuubbb it gently into my toes.
Turn that water up hot. I mean HOT!
And rub gently on my legs.
I'm starting to get excited. Feel that cream!
Rub the cream in the hot shower. And work it up.
Yes work it up! I'm rising, rising!
And Here I Come! I'm gonna Come!
I gotta warn you! I gotta warn you!
Here I Come! Here I Come!
Hands together, eyes closed - don't forget to pick your nose
Making Bacon, Making Bacon
I've got something to give you that may cause you pain
Its a 10 inch chopper with a varicose vein
Making Bacon is on my mind
Come here baby, make it quick
Kneel down there & suck on my dick
Making Bacon is on my mind
Making Bacon is on my mind
Turn round baby let me take you from behind
Making Bacon is on my mind
With your blue, blue knickers you look so neat
Bend over baby gonna give you my meat
Making Bacon is on my mind
Get down baby on your hands & knees
Take my Danish and give it a squeeze
Making Bacon is on my mind
Chorus
TIGHT PUSSY
Get up in the morning like to polish my wood
Got to keep my house looking good
Work hard all day so I like to play
With my pussy and my Jimmy Beam
I like my pussy and my Jimmy Beam
Oh Oh Ooh
Black Pussy - White Pussy - Brown Pussy - Tight Pussy
(early in the morning)
Punk lady walks down the street
Tom Cat say good to eat
Give me some of that London pride
With a pussy who's by my side I need a pussy who is by my side
Oh Oh Ooh
Black Pussy - White Pussy - Brown Pussy - Tight Pussy
(early in the morning)
"I no like work
Work no be my palaver
Me an my woman
That kind of woman
Na go rest in Club MaBamba
Suck the Jimmy Beam
The Manmaker, Abiba, Mahmouna,
Kuami an' Kwesi
Na go be there! Gunja Ma hai!"
Keep pussy happy and give her some cream
Taste good like Jimmy Beam
I like my pussy so I treat her right
But treat her bad and she'll scratch & fight
Treat her bad and she'll scratch & fight
Black Pussy - White Pussy - Brown Pussy - Tight Pussy
(early in the morning)
BEND & FLUSH
Gonarhea - In Your Ear
Got The Thrush - Up My Crutch
Never Had - The Runs So Bad
BBBBBBBBB-Bend & Flush
Systems Got You - By The Balls
Police Department - County Halls
Spend Your Cream - Out In A Rush
BBBBBBBBB-Bend & Flush
Anus Bullshit - From Your Guts
Tax Deduction - Power Cuts
Diarhea Baby - Smelly Mush
BBBBBBBBB-Bend & Flush (2X)
THROBBING GRISTLE
Throb Throb Throb Throbbing Gristle
Gob Gob Gob Gobbing Gristle
Throbbing Gristle - Give me some head I'll be coming when you whistle
Throbbing Gristle - on the bed I'm gonna spray you toe to head
Throbbing Gristle - in my thighs begging for a taste of Mrs. Thatcher
Its gonna hit you right between the eyes
Cause you pick up bottles in your snatcher!
Get your gums around me
Pull it down good and strong
Look at my Throbbing Gristle
Its as wide as it is long
Pulsating meat between your hands
Masturbate when I see you on the telly
You know baby how to work my glands
I've got a gallon of spermy jelly
Chorus
DIRTY BOYS
Hey Mister Bowler hanging on to a train
Were gonna give you some bottle
Cuz you give us a pain
You think you got the pigs to keep us tamed
But they’re down in Soho keepin tarts on the game
DDDDDDDDDD-Dirty Boys DDDDDDDDD-Dirty Boys - You Dirty Punks
You got your mortgage and you got your kids
You got you big expensive car,
Your colour telly & fridge
Don't you walk the street when the hour is late Cuz The Pork Dukes rule OK after 8
DDDDDDDDD-Dirty Boys DDDDDDDDD-Dirty Boys - You Dirty Cunts
DDDDDDDDD-Dirty Boys DDDDDDDDD-Dirty Boys - You Dirty Cunts
STUCK UP
You can shake an apple off an apple tree,
shake it sugar but you'll never shake me
Uh hu hu – No Shit!
I'm gonna stick like glue, stick because I'm
Stuck Up Your Arse
Run your fingers through my short black hair
Squeeze me tighter than a grizzly bear
Uh hu hu – fucking hell
I'm gonna stick like glue, stick because I'm
Out in the kitchen, Out in the halls
Off with yer knickers, play with my balls
Once I catch you & the kissing starts
I'm gonna play with your private parts
[Talk Part]
Rupert noticed her pert young nipples
Pushing through the silky gossamer of her blousy –poo
Ripping the flimsy garment from her trembling body
He thrust his gigantic throbbing member into her Steaming honey-pot
Writhing together in orgasmic lust,
their bodies locked together
Like rutting cattle
Repeat 2nd Verse ---------------------------
MELODY MAKERS
You Got Your Nice Jobs,
You Got Your Money Coming In
You Got Your Nice Jobs,
You Got Your Money Coming In
You're A Pimple On The Arse Of The Music Business
And You Think You're Fucking Kings
Melody Makers - You're Just A Bunch Of Wankers
Melody Makers - You're Just A Bunch Of Wankers
MMMMMMMMMMM-Melody Makers
MMMMMMMMMMM-Melody Makers
You Got Your Own Stars,
So You Build Them Right Up
You Got Your Own Stars, They Build Them Right Up
You Wait Until They Get Really High
And Then You Really Fuck Them Up
Chorus
You're Really Very Lucky, Cuz You're Parasites
You're Really Very Lucky, Cuz You're Parasites
You're Living Off The Glory Of Us Poor Cunts
Because You Can't Take The Bright Lights
TELEPHONE MASTURBATOR
Hello, - 2-9-1-9 -
I pick up the phone - I dial any number
I get out my muscle - its a twitching cucumber !
I'm a telephone - masturbator -
I'm a telephone - masturbator
Hello young lady - I found a new trick
pull down your panties - and imagine my prick!
I'm a telephone - masturbator -
I'm a telephone - masturbator
I'm pumping faster and my hand is sore
Screamy Screamy baby and I'll come some more
I jack it off and it hits the door
Creamy creamy baby all over the floor
I leave you my number – please don't call the fuzz
Just when you feel creamy - well give me a buzz!
I'm a telephone masturbator
I'm a telephone masturbator
SICK FOR SEX
Summer Comes But Once A Year
And It Looks Like So Do I
I Can't Seem To Get My Oats Away,
However Hard I Try
Well I Ain't Got No Money, Well I Ain't Got No Car
And I'm Really Very Shy
So I'm Looking At Knickers On A Washing Line
With A Pain Between My Thighs
I'm Sick (I'm Sick)
For Sex (For Love)
DDDDDDDD-Doctor Me
I Say, I'm Sick (I'm Sick)
For Sex (For Love)
DDDDDDDD-Doctor Me
I Say, DDDDDDDD-Doctor Me
I Got My Hands In My Pockets
And I'm Scratching My Brains
And I'm Looking For Something To Do
First I Went To A Girls' Netball Match
Just To See A Flash Of Blue
Then I Went To A Bicycle Shed
Just To Sniff A Saddle Or Two
So I Went To The Vet Who Was Chopping A Dog
Said "Doctor Won't You Do Me Too?"
Chorus
UNTITLED TRACK
I Wanna Fuck Chris Stillianou
I Wanna Fuck Donny & Marie
I Wanna Fuck Chris Stillianou
I Wanna Fuck The T.V.
DOWN DOWN DOWN
Down Down Down, When you're going down
Kicking the jam of the man who's putting it down
Round Round Round, When you're going round
Kicking the jam of the man who's putting it down
Your mother's saying one day you're gonna fall,
And the boys are praying waiting for the fuzz to call
Going DDDDD-Down Down
DDDD-Round Round
Black Black Black, yes we all wear black
Don't turn your back on the man who's putting you down
Black Black Black, yes we all wear black
The man with the jam is the man who's putting it down
Your mother's saying one day you're gonna fall
And the boys are praying waiting for the fuzz to call
Going DDDDD-Down Down DDDD-Round Round
SOHO GIRLS
Well I saw her in the city, she was standing by a neon light
Well I saw her, she looked pretty, and the atmosphere seemed to be right.
I was feeling kinda lonely, nothing else on my mind
I gotta feeling you're my Soho Girl
You're my Girl, You're my Soho Girl
I gotta feeling you're my Soho Girl
Well I asked her for a night ride, do you want to play games with me?
Do you want to see the city? Baby let your hair hang free.
I was feeling kinda lonely, nothing else on my mind
I gotta feeling you're my Soho Girl
You're my Girl, You're my Soho Girl
I gotta feeling you're my Soho Girl
A night in the city, a-lookin for titty
Got a feeling you're my Soho Girl
A night in the city, a-lookin for titty
Got a feeling you're my Soho Girl
Well I thank you Soho lady,
You sure know how to treat a man right
Well I thanked her for her pleasure
As she walked out into the night
I was feeling kinda lonely, nothing else on my mind
I gotta feeling you're my Soho Girl You're my Girl,
You're my Soho Girl
I gotta feeling you're my Soho Girl
BIG TITS
(T!) You think you look a lady with those tight jeans on
(I!) You think you look a lady with that lipstick on
(T!) Well little Johnny told me you were a little prick teaser
(S!) He said don't mess around with me, I'm a right punky geezer
I like your Big Tits - Let's see if it fits
Humpin' and a thumpin' and bumpin' all night
I like your Big Tits - Let's see if it fits
Humpin' and a thumpin'it'll be all right
LLLL-Like it, WWWW-Want it
LLLL-Like it, WWWW-Want it
(T!) Your mother's gonna try and stop you from going to town
(I!) She's seen those hungry boys that been coming around
(T!) Little Johnny he said you're a right little thumper
(S!) But the nearest he ever got to you was his hand up your jumper!
Chorus
PENICILLIN PRINCESS
She's a pirahna, she's a marijuana
She's a headhunter, she's an upfronter
I'll try to be precise, this chick is not so nice She's got the (clap! clap!)
She's got diamonds & pearls, Shirley Temple curls
She looks good enough to eat, she generates the heat
You'll get the umbrella, so let another fellow get the...
She'll break your heart - and make you sore
She'll make you sorry - you find out what it's for
Penicillin Princess - really couldn't care less
Do you want to be trapped? Biologically gift wrapped
If I give you a clue will you promise not to do the...
Repeat 1st verse
LOSER
I've been a loser right from the start
My daddy died from a broken heart
The circle seems to go on and on
I say my prayers but they always go wrong
Cuz I'm a lying, cheating, thieving, dreaming Loser
Cuz I'm a lying, cheating, thieving, dreaming Loser
My mother said I was just a mistake
It would have been better if my day had a break
The circle seems to go on and on
I said my prayers but they always go wrong
Cuz I'm a lying, cheating, thieving, dreaming Loser
Cuz I'm a lying, cheating, thieving, dreaming Loser
I'm a loser - stretched on a rack - Loser - broken and cracked
LLLL-Loser - down on my back Whatever I touch – hurts me so much
Cuz I'm a Loser
Repeat 1st verse
Chorus
DEVIL DRIVER
I'm storming down the highway
One twenty miles an hour
I got the window open & I'm putting on the power
The radio is thumping & bumping to the beat
I'm jumping & bumping to get out of my seat
D-d-d-d-d-d-devil Driver
If you're up ahead in your old saloon
Get out of my lane boy, give me some room
I feel the wind is screaming and howling in my face
The Devil's in the backseat & he's giving me a chase
D-d-d-d-d-d-devil Driver
D-d-d-d-d-d-devil Driver
I look into the mirror & what do I see
There's a flashing light behind me &
Its gaining on me
You cant catch me now I'm roaring like a tiger
I'm faster & I'm louder than lightning & thunder.
D-d-d-d-d-d-devil Driver
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THREE MEN IN AN ARMY TRUCK*
Three men in an army truck
Three men in an army truck
Well there ain't no heaven left in the country side
Two men in an army truck
Two men in an army truck
Well there ain't no heaven left in the country side
One man in an army truck
One man in an army truck
Well there ain't no heaven left in the country side
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HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN
Words & Music by The Animals (c) 19??
There is a house in New Orleans,
they call the Rising Sun.
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy,
and God, I know I'm one.
My mother she was a tailor
She sews my new blue jeans
My father he was a drinkin' man
Drinks down in New Orleans.
Tell my baby little sister
Not to do as I have done
Its to shun that house down in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun.
There is a house in New Orleans,
They call it the Rising Sun.
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy,
And I, Oh Lord, was one.
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MY MOTHER*
My mother gave me a gun for Christmas
My mother gave me a gun for Christmas
I shot my teacher in the head
Now the poor bastard's dead
Chorus
Flash punk on the junk
Wham bam thank you mother.
Flash punk on the junk
Wham bam thank you mother.
My mother gave me a knife for Christmas
My mother gave me a knife for Christmas
I stabbed my sister in the chest
Now I've only got one sister left
Flash punk on the junk
Wham bam thank you mother.
Flash punk on the junk
Wham bam thank you mother.
My mother gave me a barrel loading ,
Mark four , Smith & Wesson tank
destroying bazooka for Christmas
My mother gave me a barrel loading ,
Mark four , Smith & Wesson tank
destroying bazooka for Christmas
I aimed it at the embassy walls
I shot off the ambassador's balls
Flash punk on the junk
Wham bam thank you mother.
Flash punk on the junk
Wham bam thank you mother.
My mother gave me an intercontinental
Ballistic missile with a nuclear warhead
With USA on the side of it and
Coca-Cola in brackets for Christmas
My mother gave me an intercontinental
Ballistic missile with a nuclear warhead
With USA on the side of it and
Coca-Cola in brackets for Christmas
I aimed it at the Houses of Parliament
And blew up the fucking lot.
Flash punk on the junk
Wham bam thank you mother.
Flash punk on the junk
Wham bam thank you mother.
GIN SIN
The bar is closing its 11 o'clock
Dancing unsteady I just can't stop
Waiter says "Drink up..its time to go"
I said "don't stop me I've nowhere to go."
Gin Sin, Gin Sin
I've got to have it
Gin Sin, Gin Sin
I've got to have it
Cuz I've got the habit
I used to be a rep I had my own car
I took my business to the nearest bar
I lost all the friends I ever had
I've got the habit and I've got it bad.
Gin Sin, Gin Sin
I've got to have it
Gin Sin, Gin Sin
I've got to have it
Cuz I've got the habit
Don't kick a man who's down on the floor
Buy me a drink I need some more
I got to leave but I can't find the door
Gin Sin, Gin Sin
I've got to have it
Gin Sin, Gin Sin
I've got to have it
Cuz I've got the habit
I lost my license, lost my job, my head
I lost my wife, lost my kids, my bed
I couldn't help getting deeper in sin
Haven't lost my habit, I still need my gin
Gin Sin, Gin Sin
I've got to have it
Gin Sin, Gin Sin
I've got to have it
Cuz I've got the habit
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LET'S SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER
Words & Music by
Mick Jagger and Keith Richard (c) 1973
Well, don't you worry 'bout
What's been on your mind
I'm in no hurry I can take my time oh yes
I'm going red and my tongue's getting tired
Out of my head and my mouth's getting dry
Na na na na na na na
CHORUS
Let's spend the night together
Now I need you more than ever
Let's spend the night together now
I feel so strong that I can't disguise, oh no
Well, I just can't apologise, oh yes
Don't hang me up, don't let me down
We could have fun just by fooling around
CHORUS
This doesn't happen to me every day, oh yes
No excuses I've got anyway, oh no
I'll satisfy your every need
And I'll know you'll satisfy me, my-my-my my-my
I'M A GUITAR
Take me out of my case
Rub me down with a bit of grease
Tune me up I'll give you whatever you please
Here's my lead, put my jack in its place
Turn up my volume, stand back I'm ready to race
Pull my wire, make me sing
I've got the fire to burn down anything
I'm a guitar (electric)
I'm a guitar (electric)
I'm a guitar (electric)
Plug me in
Choose a song with a tune that's easy to play
You can close your eyes,
Let your fingers find their own way
Push down my pedal, overdrive my amplifier
I got the power, the power to get you up higher
Pull my wire, make me sing
I've got the fire to burn down anything
i'm a guitar (electric)
I'm a guitar (electric)
I'm a guitar (electric)
Plug me in
Turn me down low, pump me for a verse or two
Rock me steady, till you rock me right down to my shoes
Open me out I'm a snake ready to unwind
Take me to the bridge
I'm happy to do it just one more time
Pull my wire, make me sing
I've got the fire to burn down anything
I'm a guitar (electric)
I'm a guitar (electric)
I'm a guitar (electric)
Plug me in
DAY TRIPPER
Words & Music by J. Lennon & P. McCartney (c) 1965
Got a good reason, for taking the easy way out.
Got a good reason, for taking the easy way out now.
She was a day, tripper, a one way ticket yea.
It took me so, long, to find out, and I found out.
She's a big teaser, she took me half the way there.
She's a big teaser, she took me half the way there now.
She was a day, tripper, a one way ticket yea.
It took me so, long, to find out, and I found out.
Tried to please her, she only played one night stands.
Tried to please her, she only played one night stands now.
She was a day tripper, a Sunday driver yea.
Took me so long to find out, and I found out.
Day tripper.
Day tripper yea.
DO YOU LOVE ME?*
Let me try you tonight
I'll show you honey it will be all right
Just one more glass of wine
Lifts me up, I get so uptight
But do you love me
Now that I can come with you
Do you love me
Now that I can come
Make love like a boy
You wind me up like a clockwork toy
I want to impress
Take it slowly I can bring you joy
But do you love me
Now that I can come with you
Do you love me
Now that I can come
You get me wound up
You got me shooting off
You got me counting 1 to 10
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 I say when
I say when
I say when,
I say when
MARXIST LENINIST FEMINIST*
Get your tickets from the S.U.
From the girl with the ring in her nose
Meet you in the bar, 8:30
Don't forget to wear your everyday working clothes
For the Marxist, the Leninist, the Marxist Leninist Feminist, the
Marxist Leninist Feminist Gaiety
(IS) All right by me
For the Marxist, the Leninist, the Marxist Leninist Feminist, the
Marxist Leninist Feminist Gaiety
Can you lend me a gay lib. CND badge
The one with the hammer & the sickle & the dove
You're not wearing the appropriate daring hairdo
But you can buy Boots Clairol dye for £1.32
For the Marxist, the Leninist, the Marxist Leninist Feminist, the
Marxist Leninist Feminist Gaiety
All right by me
For the Marxist, the Leninist, the Marxist Leninist Feminist, the
Marxist Leninist Feminist Gaiety
STOP*
You do the dishes but its not what I'm wishing to do
You feed the goldfish but its not what I'm wishing to do
You do the shopping but its not what I'm hoping to do
You got me hopping, cuz its not what I want to do with you
Stop what you're doing, make love to me now (3X)
Stop Stop
You peel potatoes but its not what I'm waiting to do
You tell me later but its not what I'm waiting to do
You roll your sleeves up but its not like a knees up for two
You keep on teasing but its time you were pleasing me too
Stop what you're doing, make love to me now (3X)
Stop Stop
AROUND AND AROUND
Words & Music by Chuck Berry (c) 1959
They say the joint was rockin'
a goin' 'round and round
Yeah reelin' and a rockin' what a crazy sound
Well they never stopped rockin' till the moon went down
Oh it sounds so sweet I gotta take me a chance
Rose out of my seat just had to dance
Started movin' my feet and a clappin' my hands
Well the joint started
Rockin' Going 'Round and around
Yeah reelin' and a rockin' what a crazy sound
A well they never stopped rockin' till the moon went down
The City Sleeps
See the paper rolling down the street,
Carrying yesterday's news, in the heat
of the night
My woman sleeps, I watch the late night show
Wish I somewhere else to go
But there's nowhere.
I feel this town is going to eat me up
Spit me out, so I turned around,
But the City Sleeps
Keep my money try to pay my bills
She only worries when the kids get ill
It happens sometimes.
She thinks I'm funny she don't realize,
You got to laugh or they'll make you cry
Its only gonna happen one time.
I feel this town is going to eat me up
Spit me out, so I turned around,
But the City Sleeps
I read a book, I try to get to sleep,
I try to concentrate, in the heat
of the night
Newspaper blows against my windowpane,
Its yesterday's news, Its the same old story
I feel this town is going to eat me up
Spit me out, so I turned around,
But the City Sleeps
CHAT LINE
0-8-0-0-5-1-4-1-3-1-2-1
Stand back baby, Here I come - hey!
It's late at night - I feel uptight
I got this feeling inside, as I open my fly
Chew my chop - swallow the lot
Suck me till I drop
If I could only pay She'd take me all the way on the
Chat Line
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Chat Line!
On Monday it was Mary,
She tells me she's so hairy
On Tuesday it was Claire,
She tells me what to wear
Wednesday was a farce,
I came through my arse
Friday I was sick, I couldn't find my prick
Chew my chop - swallow the lot
Suck me till I drop
If I could only pay She'd take me all the way on the Chat Line
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Chat Line!
Friday it was Mandy, she left me fucking bandy
Saturday's at home, I tried to fuck the phone
Sunday was mean, I phoned a girl called Jean
But I just couldn't come,
When I found it was my mum.
Chew my chop - swallow the lot
Suck me till I drop
If I could only pay She'd take me all the way on the Chat Line
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Chat Line!
LADY DIANA
Lady Diana, won't you change your mind
Chose a fellow of quite a different kind
Cuz ever since I saw that dress,
I made a mess of my trousers
Lady Diana, you've waited 19 years
Chosen a fellow with the biggest ears
Cuz ever since you saw his horse,
You thought of course,
It'd be bigger. Bigger than Trigger.
"My husband and I are please to announce the birth of the year!
I've been ??? trying to find William a present for Christmas.
What do you buy the boy who's got everything?
I thought I'd have to buy him something appropriate. A little piece
of something, I thought, a piece of Scotland, India, Barbedos."
Lady Diana, your dreams have all come true
You've got a little Willy, in royal baby blue
Oh hang down your pretty hair,
One day your willy will get bigger
Bigger than Trigger.
COCKSUCKER BLUES
(Mick Jagger/Keith Richards)
I'm a lonesome schoolboy And I just come into town
Well I'm a lonesome schoolboy And I just come into town
Well I heard so much about London
I decided to check it out
I'm a lonesome schoolboy, And I just come into town
Well, I wait in Leicester Square
With a come hither look in my eyes
Yeah, I'm leaning on Nelson's Column
Looking at the lions
Oh where can I get my cock sucked
Where can I get my arse fucked
I have no money But I know where to put it every time
Cocksucker Cocksucker Cocksucker Cocksucker Blues
Cocksucker Cocksucker Cocksucker Cocksucker Blues
Well I asked a young policeman
If he'd only lock me up for the night
Well I asked a young policeman
If he'd only lock me up for the night
Well, I've had pigs in the farmyard,
Some of them were alright
Well, he fucked me with his truncheon
And his helmet was too tight
I'm a lonesome schoolboy, in your town
Oh where can I get my cock sucked
Where can I get my arse fucked
I have no money But I know where to put it every time
Cocksucker Cocksucker Cocksucker Cocksucker Blues
Cocksucker Cocksucker Cocksucker Cocksucker Blues
Copyright 1979 by Cansel Ltd. Sub-published by EMI Publishing Ltd.
POWERS
She's 84 - She can't work no more
Her hands get sore when she does the chores.
She earned a million pounds - for another man
Who drives a car, who knows the law, but he tries to ignore!
Powers - we don't use it
Powers - we don't know
Powers - we don't chose it
Powers - we don't know
Boy with a gun - told where to run
He's got to blacken his face - just to hide his disgrace.
He knows no fear - but when the people jeer
And the women snear - cuz they read the news
Powers - we don't use it
Powers - we don't know (We got)
Powers - we don't chose it
Powers - we don't know
Man with a flag - around his neck
He says you can make love - but you better be in bed
He says you can make love - but with your own kind
If you must kill a man then hold on I'll just close my eyes.
Powers - we don't use it
Powers - we don't know (We got)
Powers - we don't chose it
Powers - we don't know
BANANA MAN
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Banana Man!!!
He's a real straight man, a justice of the peace
He got a Soho boy to get down upon his knees
He slaps his dick with a can of axel grease
But he busts my friend for a gram of lebanese
Queer man, such a queer man
He plays with himself on the lavatory pan
B-B-B-B-B-B-Banana Man
Got a big black car that he drives from street to street
He's looking for a tart to go down on his meat
He beats his dick when he's on the lavatory seat
Then he gives 10 years for the rapist on the street
Queer man, such a queer man
He plays with himself on the lavatory pan
B-B-B-B-B-B-Banana Man
Queer man, such a queer man
He plays with himself on the lavatory pan
Queer man, such a queer man
He plays with himself on the lavatory pan
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B
Banana Man!
POP STARS
Pop Stars-You can buy them at the check-out
Pop Stars-You can buy them with your ham & cheese
Pop Stars-They're ripping off the children
Pop Stars-Begging on their hands & knees
I don't wanna be - a Pop Star on TV
Getting all my bits out - Getting all my tits out
Getting on my hands & knees! Ooooh!
I Don't Wanna Be A Pop Star!
I Don't Wanna Be A Pop Star!
Pop Stars-You think she looks so pretty
Pop Stars-Just like the girl next door
Pop Stars-With a pair of Jordan's titties
Pop Stars-They're dragging on the floor
I don't wanna be - a Pop Star on TV
Getting all my bits out - Getting all my tits out
Getting on my hands & knees! Ooooh!
I Don't Wanna Be A Pop Star!
I Don't Wanna Be A Pop Star!
I don't wanna be - a Pop Star on TV
Getting all my bits out - Getting all my tits out
Getting on my hands & knees! Ooooh!
I Don't Wanna Be A Pop Star!
I Don't Wanna Be A Pop Star!
I Don't Wanna Be A Pop Star!
I Don't Wanna Be Britney Spears! Stupid Cow!
CRACK COCAINE
I'll meet you in the city, or your neighborhood.
Isn't it a pity, well I'm just no good.
Blackbirds burning down in Birmingham
Your blacked out by Crack Cocaine.
Blackbirds burning down in Birmingham
You're blacked out by Crack Cocaine.
You're blacked out by Crack Cocaine.
By Crack Cocaine.
C-C-C-C-C-Crack Cocaine.
Have all my money, always fucking my brains
Don't you think its funny,
I'm going down the drain.
Blackbirds burning down in Birmingham
Your blacked out by Crack Cocaine.
Blackbirds burning down in Birmingham
You're blacked out by Crack Cocaine.
You're blacked out by Crack Cocaine.
By Crack Cocaine.
C-C-C-C-C-Crack Cocaine.
Gonna buy a shooter, be a gansta boy
I'm gonna make it bigger, than my 3 inch toy.
Blackbirds burning down in Birmingham
Your blacked out by Crack Cocaine.
Blackbirds burning down in Birmingham
You're blacked out by Crack Cocaine.
You're blacked out by Crack Cocaine.
By Crack Cocaine.
C-C-C-C-C-Crack Cocaine.
LOTTERY
I Don't Wanna Go To Work!
I Don't Wanna Go To Work!
I Don't Wanna Go To Work!
I just wanna go to Spain.
I Don't Wanna Watch the Clock!
Every day, just the same.
Don't Give Up!
We're Gonna Win The Lottery!
Don't Give Up!
We're Gonna Win The Lottery!
I Don't Wanna Fix Your Car!
I just wanna buy a plane.
Fly My Lear Jet Cross the Sky.
Wanna die when I like.
Don't Give Up!
We're Gonna Win The Lottery!
Don't Give Up!
We're Gonna Win The Lottery!
I Don't Wanna Go To Work!
I Don't Wanna Go To Work!
I Don't Wanna Go To Work!
I Don't Wanna Go To Work!
Don't Give Up!
We're Gonna Win The Lottery!
Don't Give Up!
We're Gonna Win The Lottery!
HERE I COME
I am a rock star on the road
Looking for somewhere to come my load
I come too fast, so I've been told
When I come I look like a toad
I might look you in the eye
Won't you let me testify, Here I Come!
Here I Come!
In your face!
Its no disgrace!
In your hair!
Baby I don't care,
Cuz Here I Come!
Fear I'm rising in the town
Try to push it back but it won't go down
No one seems to come around
You left me crying like a hound
I might look you in the eye
Won't you let me testify, Here I Come!
Here I Come!
In your face!
Its no disgrace!
In your hair!
Baby I don't care,
Cuz Here I Come!
I'm coming home I just can't wait
Back to the woman standing by my gate
I'm so pissed my plane was late
She's gone shopping with her mates
I might look you in the eye
Won't you let me testify, Here I Come!
Here I Come!
In your face!
Its no disgrace!
In your hair!
Baby I don't care,
Cuz Here I Come!
(Talk Part)
Break it down break it down
Ooh Baby Baby
I want everyone in the audience tonight,
To get down with me.
Just think about...
Losen your clothes, take me to the shower,
Take me to the shower.
And I want you to go find that cream
That you got for Christmas.
Get the cream out.
Start at my feet.
And ruuubbb it gently into my toes.
Turn that water up hot. I mean HOT!
And rub gently on my legs.
I'm starting to get excited. Feel that cream!
Rub the cream in the hot shower. And work it up.
Yes work it up! I'm rising, rising!
And Here I Come! I'm gonna Come!
I gotta warn you! I gotta warn you!
Here I Come! Here I Come!